… then slow golfers should be orgasmic, because they don’t have a clue! Slow golfers don’t believe they are slow.  They are totally oblivious to the pain they are causing others.  If it wasn’t so sad, it would be funny.  But I’m not laughing. In the past two weeks I’ve experienced more than my share of 5+ hour rounds and …

I was watching the Scottish Open this weekend and the announcers were talking about Peter Uihlein, winner of the 2010 US Amateur, who recently secured his European Tour card. The Euro Tour is not a road often traveled by most North American players. Why? I think it’s because playing on the European Tour involves too much travel, too much bad …

I was golfing recently with a couple I’d never met before.  All weekend warriors, we spent the day hacking and whacking our way around the course, trash talking and having fun.  However, at one point the husband hit his ball OB and although he tried to take it in stride, his wife could see that he was upset and gently …